Hashing out a plan

HOLOCAT: “Boy, what a dump. This place had better store some sardines or dried fish. I’d even settle for some e-nip."

You land, steady yourself, and search for a point of ingress. There, that broken window should do the trick. You take out what’s left of the window with a brick, and hop inside. The building is filled with thousands of dusty, well-preserved bitcoin miners.

HOLOCAT: “This isn’t a warehouse; this is a museum. I think these are old Vanderpoole family ASIC miners. Application-specific integrated circuit miners were all the rage back in bitcoin’s early days. Can you believe that people mined other coins at one point?”